He sleeps so well...

Last night there was a noise in our apartment and I tried to wake my boyfriend to go see what it was. But he just sleeps so damn well and continued to snore is merry way in dreamland and so I had to get up and check out the situation...
[10:15] him: i'm a tad cranky this morning
[10:56] him: also, after you woke me up last night i couldn't stop thinking about zombies attacking our apartment
[10:56] him: and i lay awake for like an hour with one eye open
[10:56] me: lol
[10:56] him: we watched Zombieland last night
[10:57] him: i decided that i will need to put a zombie rated weapon near my bed for future sleepless nights
[10:57] him like a bat, or golf club