The universal sign of surrender

 Just another Skype conversation that happened today...

• Me: I got a leopard-print neck wrap for my neck and shoulder. Hopefully it helps my neck/shoulder pain if not it matches my snuggy
• Him: Animal print?
• Him: Why?
• Me: Because it was that or zebra...
• Him: Buy another item
• Me: That's all there was
• Him: Animal prints make women look like cougars. 
• Him: They have a subtext of predatory animals. A woman on the prowl
• Him: You aren't prowling.  you've found your victim! (me)
• Him: I surrender!
• Him: See, I’ll lie with my belly exposed, the universal sign of surrender and married men